I arranged for an interview with Evolution to get some background from the source, but when I showed up, she was drunk. I didn’t expect that. — MD: Are you drunk? Evolution: Hey, I’m fucking Evolution. I’ll get fucked up if I want to. Want a tipple? MD: No thanks. Are you trying to emulate the TV show, Drunk History? Evolution: Sure, if you want. It’s great stuff, quality entertainment. But no, think platypus. I came up…